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June 15th, 2009 (02:50 pm)

 A survey courtesy of the empress

RULES
-You can ONLY answer Yes or No
-You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

1. Kissed any one of your Facebook friends?
no

2. Been arrested?
no

3. Kissed someone you didn't like?
yes

4. Slept in until 5 PM?
yes

5. Fallen asleep at work/school?
no

6. Held a snake?
yes

7. Ran a red light?
yes

8. Experienced love at first sight?
no

9. Totaled your car in an accident?
no

10. Been fired from a job?
yes

11. Fired somebody?
yes

12. Sang karaoke?
yes

13. Pointed a gun at someone?
no

14. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yes

15. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
yes

16. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
no

17. Kissed in the rain?
no

18. Had a close brush with death (your own)?
no

19. Seen someone die?
no

20. Played spin-the-bottle?
no

21. Sang in the shower?
yes

22. Smoked a cigar?
no

23. Sat on a rooftop?
yes

24. Taken pictures of yourself naked?
no

25. Smuggled something into another country?
no

26. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes?
yes

27. Broken a bone?
no

28. Skipped school?
yes

29. Eaten a bug?
no

30. Sleepwalked?
no

31. Walked a moonlit beach?
yes

32. Rode a motorcycle?
no

33. Dumped someone?
no

34. Forgotten your anniversary?
no

35. Lied to avoid a ticket?
no

36. Ridden on a helicopter?
no

37. Shaved your head?
no

38. Blacked out from drinking?
yes

39. Played a prank on someone?
yes

40. Hit a home run?
yes

41. Felt like killing someone?
no

41. Cross-dressed?
no

42. Been falling-down drunk?
yes

43. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
no

44. Eaten snake?
no

45. Marched/Protested?
yes

46. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
no

47. Puked on amusement ride?
no

48. Seriously & intentionally boycotted something?
no

49. Been in a band?
yes

50. Knitted?
yes

51. Been on TV?
no

52. Shot a gun?
no

53. Skinny-dipped?
no

54. Gave someone stitches?
no

55. Eaten a whole habenero pepper?
no

56. Ridden a surfboard?
no

57. Drank straight from a liquor bottle?
yes

58. Had surgery?
no

59. Streaked?
no

60. Taken by ambulance to hospital?
no

61. Peed on a bush?
no

62. Donated Blood?
yes

63. Grabbed electric fence?
no

64. Eaten alligator meat?
no

65. Eaten cheesecake?
yes

66. Eaten kids' Halloween candy?
yes

67. Killed an animal when not hunting?
yes

68. Peed your pants in public?
yes

69. Snuck into a movie without paying?
yes

70. Written graffiti?
no

71. Still loved someone you shouldn't?
yes

72. Think about the future?
yes

73. Been in handcuffs?
no

74. Believe in love?
yes

75. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
yes

Comments

Posted by: empress_jule (empress_jule)
Posted at: June 15th, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC)
suit up

68 is calling for an explanation, were you super young b/c if this happened yesterday...

45 what for?

38 didn't realize it was *that* serious

Posted by: Paula (moonlithuntress)
Posted at: June 15th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC)

#68 ... I was maybe 5 years old. It was a mid week evening service at the church I attended at the time and the kids were all watching a puppet show. The show was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing, and I laughed so hard that I peed all over myself while I was sitting in my chair ... we're talking a whole big puddle of pee. I was young but it was really embarassing

#45 ... when we were kids my mother used to take us on anti-abortion protests

#38 ... it wasn't a regular thing. It happened twice while I was in college, and funnily enough I was with the same two friends both times.

Posted by: empress_jule (empress_jule)
Posted at: June 16th, 2009 01:09 pm (UTC)
memories

Ok, another comment! 71, are you sure it was love?

Posted by: Paula (moonlithuntress)
Posted at: June 17th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)

No, in all fairness, I wasn't sure then and I'm still not sure now. But I've done my fair share of pining after people who didn't deserve it, which I figued would probably equate to the same thing for the purposes of this survey